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║                    🐴 WELCOME TO HORSEOS 🐴                  ║
║              "The Operating System You Can't Ignore"          ║
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WHAT IS THIS?
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HorseOS is a digital wellness platform designed to force you to take 
breaks using the power of ABSURDITY and HORSES.

THE SCIENCE (we made it up):
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Studies show* that humans need mandatory contemplation breaks every 
20 minutes. But regular wellness apps are BORING and you ignore them.

*Studies conducted by horses

HOW IT WORKS:
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1. HorseOS INTERRUPTS your doomscrolling
2. You CANNOT close the window (seriously, we disabled it)
3. You MUST contemplate for 60 seconds
4. The horse judges you silently
5. You return to your life, slightly more equine

FEATURES:
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🐴 SCHEDULED HORSE MOMENTS
   - Uncloseable 60-second contemplation sessions
   - Random existential prompts
   - Progress bar for your suffering
   
💣 MINESWEEPER
   - Because you need something to do while avoiding work
   - 10 mines, infinite regrets
   
🧮 CALCULATOR
   - For calculating how much time you've wasted
   
🗑️ RECYCLE BIN
   - Delete your screen time guilt
   - (It comes back, guilt always does)

FAQ:
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Q: Can I turn off Horse Moments?
A: No. The settings button is decorative.

Q: Why a horse?
A: Horses are nature's most contemplative creatures. 
   Also, we had the domain name.

Q: Is this malware?
A: Only if you consider self-care malicious.

Q: My boss caught me doing a Horse Moment at work.
A: Tell them you're "optimizing cognitive performance through 
   structured contemplation intervals." They'll be impressed.

CONTROLS:
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• Click icons to open apps
• Drag windows by title bar
• Right-click Minesweeper cells to flag
• Press any key during startup to skip (but why would you?)

REMEMBER:
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"The horse is always watching."
"Contemplation is mandatory."
"This is not a suggestion."

- HorseOS Development Team (just a horse with a keyboard)

P.S. - If you read this far, you definitely need a Horse Moment.
                

"The floppy disk contains the original horse source code... from 1987."

General Failure reading drive A:
Abort, Retry, Fail?

"C: Drive contains 847GB of uncompressed horse thoughts."

Disk is write-protected.
The horse protects what matters.

"The Control Panel has no settings. The horse controls all."

Attempting to change settings will alert the horse.